This site is the website of motivational speaker Craig Harper. A constantly updated, one-stop information, inspiration, education and motivation station. Unlike many similar sites, it is a totally free resource for anyone who is serious about moving from mediocre to amazing in any area of their personal or professional life. With hundreds of articles covering a wide range of subject matter, great interviews with cool people and inspirational video posts, there's more than enough brain-food to keep you busy for hours. Okay, days!! Enjoy.
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Life Coach
If you are interested in maximizing your potential,
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Business Coach
If you're a personal trainer, gym owner or studio
owner who is interested in growing your business
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Recently, 67 year old Jan Frazer completed one of
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Nutrition
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Fattitude
- Craig Harper
While many books focus on food,
Craig teaches that creating life-long change is more about the
dieter, than the actual diet. This book is perfect for people who have a
history of 'almost' getting in shape.
DVD
or CD - Renovate Your Body In this entertaining presentation, Craig discusses the
notion of Renovating Your Body - once and for all. Many of us have a curious
ability to be able to get in shape for events (weddings, parties, reunions
and birthdays), if only we'd get in shape for life.
Craig Harper is Australia's leading
motivational speaker
and educator (according to Google Australia). He is a highly
sought-after corporate coach and is considered to be
a leader and pioneer in the areas of personal and
professional development.
Working with hundreds of
teams, companies and a wide variety of organisations
on numerous continents over the last twenty years
has given Craig a unique insight into, and
understanding of, human performance and all its
variables. Craig has an ability to educate, inspire,
challenge and make people laugh all at the same
time!
It's been mentioned that some of the more recent instalments here at me-dot-com have been a little intense and heavy and it's been suggested (thanks Ben, et al) that I should periodically lighten the vibe with some occasional mirth, frivolity and silly-ness. Being as I have a Master's in Silly-ness (Ms.S) and a PhD. in Sarcasm, I thought that sounded like an easy addition to the roster. I'm only too happy to slip out of my coaches cap and into my yellow woolly wig and my big red shoes for a day.
But We're Perfect...
Knowing what amazing communicators we blokes are, how many issues we don't have, how completely honest we are, how emotionally evolved we have all become (thanks Dr. Phil), how great we are with feedback and direction and how willing we are to learn, I knew it might be a tough assignment to try and poke fun at the males of the species, but I've given it a go nonetheless.
Okay, here we go...
Twenty three things you're not likely to hear come out of your Bloke's mouth:
1. Would you like to drive Honey?
2. Sex? No - thanks for the offer, but I really want to finish this vacuuming.
3. I'd really like to talk to you about how I'm feeling and where this relationship is going.
4. Sorry, it was totally my fault.
5. Wow, you're absolutely right; he really is good looking isn't he?
6. Can you please turn that sport down Sweetie, I'm trying to meditate and focus on my breathing.
7. Gee, I wish I was as smart as your Father.
8. What's that? You crashed my new car into the garage wall? That's okay, as long as you're not hurt. It's only a stupid Porsche.
9. How about you sit down for a while and let me make dinner?
10. Hey Honey, see that guy over there? He could totally kick the shit out of me.
11. Sorry about that fart; totally not funny and completely inappropriate. It won't happen again.
12. Have you seen my Louise L. Hay book? I think I left it lying around with my Eckhart Tolle CD.
13. Darl, I'm off to the doctor for a prostate exam. Would you like me to do the shopping for you on the way home?
14. I want you to tell me all about how you're feeling... and I have all day.
15. I just realised what a big ego I have. How embarrassing.
16. Is it okay if we just cuddle tonight?
17. You're right; I really am insecure.
18. Do we have any more of that delicious tofu?
19. A three-way with your hot girlfriend? No way, that's disgusting.
20. Do you want to watch Pretty Woman again tonight?
21. Cage fighting? What's that?
22. Did I mention what a loser I was at high school and how bad I was at sport?
23. I know I'm bad at sex and I'm really sorry about my small penis.
Okay, I'm sure you have at least one addition to add to our silly list. Perhaps a little gem that will make us fall off our computer stools in fits of laughter with severe abdominal cramping. For the clever-ist addition (yep, a term), I will get the bald man to send you a T-Shirt. Even if you live in Siberia. And a big... er... warm(?) hello to my Siberian readers.
As always, leave your hilarious, witty and entertaining contribution by simply clicking on the comment thingy. If you're not sure how to leave a comment, clickhere. Also feel free to share something completely unhilarious (I often do).
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