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This site is the website of motivational speaker Craig Harper. A constantly updated, one-stop information, inspiration, education and motivation station. Unlike many similar sites, it is a totally free resource for anyone who is serious about moving from mediocre to amazing in any area of their personal or professional life. With hundreds of articles covering a wide range of subject matter, great interviews with cool people and inspirational video posts, there's more than enough brain-food to keep you busy for hours. Okay, days!! Enjoy.


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Craig Harper is Australia's leading motivational speaker and educator (according to Google Australia). He is a highly sought-after corporate coach and is considered to be a leader and pioneer in the areas of personal and professional development.

Working with hundreds of teams, companies and a wide variety of organisations on numerous continents over the last twenty years has given Craig a unique insight into, and understanding of, human performance and all its variables. Craig has an ability to educate, inspire, challenge and make people laugh all at the same time!

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Tuesday, November 7, 2006
Melbourne Cup....who cares?
Note: The following is written tongue-in-cheek. It's not journalism; it's entertainment.


Today is Melbourne Cup day.
Apparently, one of the biggest horse races in the world.

Woopty-doo.

I live in Melbourne.

I spoke to a bloke this morning who informed me that I should be excited about
"the race that stops the nation."

I'm not.
At all.

He said that I'm being unpatriotic by having no interest in the Cup.

He told me that, as it's the 'biggest sporting event in Australia' and, as I work in sports-radio, I should be ashamed of myself for not embracing the day.

Gotta be honest; not feelin' much shame.

Gee, I'm glad we're not all the same.
How boring would life be if we were all into the same things or had the same opinions?

Real boring.

I know us Aussies are passionate about our sport (me too), and I know we love our social outings (me too), but I'd like to de-emotionalise (is that a word?) the whole thing, make a few observations and ask a few questions:

What really happens at the Melbourne cup?

1. People who know nothing about horses become equine experts overnight.

2. Stupid, drunk blokes lose heaps of money.

3. Stupid, drunk blokes hit on hot chicks who aren't remotely interested in them.

4. Despite constant knock-backs, the drunk blokes persist.

5. People drink themselves to oblivion, spend a fortune on hats, hobble around in stupid shoes, wear expensive clothes and throw-up on themselves.

6. People stand in queues for ever, to use a toilet which has been used by three million people in the last hour. Think about that.

7. For a few minutes at about three o'clock, a hundred thousand people look over the top of each other's heads, squint at some horses which are running at 40 kph a kilometre away, and pretend they know what's going on.

8. Bookmakers drive home sober and a little wealthier in their BM's, stupid, drunk blokes with no money wait two hours for a taxi, pretty girls get a lift with good-looking rich blokes and the horses, who apparently love to race, get shoved in a horse float to look at fibreglass for the three-hour trip home.

Sport of Kings?
The only athletes at the Melbourne Cup are the horses.

Does it require skill to be a jockey...yes.
Are they athletes..no.

Is horse racing a sport.. nup.

Any event where animals get whipped ain't a sport.
When someone interviews a horse who says he loves being belted with a stick, then I'll reconsider.

I know...

Why don't we invent a sport where people (who aren't running fast enough) are belted by horses with sticks.

Now that, I'd go and watch.

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